A Sampling of My Yahoo Buddies' IM Status Messages from the Day After

"America the Ignorant"
"Red Sox pass curse to America"
"At least my Halliburton stock is up"
"All it means is we get the police state a little sooner"
"At lunch, call my cell"
"America: coming soon to a country near you"
"Red is the new asshat"
"Red is the new I'm moving to France" (mine)
"Moving to Canada"
"Moving to Canada"
"Moving to Canada"
"Moving to Canada"
"Moving to Canada"
"Moving to New Zealand"
"Moving to Canada"
"Fuck" (also mine)
"Double Fuck"

and my personal favorite,

"Quintuple re-disillusioned"